Laughing into Grace

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. ~ George Carlin

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. ~ Gilbert Chesterfield

Life is too important to be taken seriously. ~ Oscar Wilde

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing. ~ German Proverb

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Never make the same mistake twice or you’ll never get around to all of them.~ Author Unknown

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. ~ Lily Tomlin

I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven’t thought of yet. ~ Ann Landers

The road to success is always under construction. ~ Arnold Palmer

The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90 per cent probability you’ll get it wrong. ~ Andy Rooney

“Laughter is grace in its gaseous form.” ~ Cathleen Falsani

“Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment – a way of looking at one’s existence, one’s misfortune, or one’s discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same: you forget yourself.”

“Enlightenment is lightening up.” ~ Mike Myers

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. ~ Max Eastman

“Humor is tragedy plus time” ~ Mark Twain

Can we actually “know” the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. ~ Woody Allen,

Today is the last day of some of your life. ~Author Unknown

Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. ~From the movie Naked

“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It’s jolted by every pebble on the road.” ~ Henry Ward Beecher

A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name. ~ Evan Esar

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~ Carl Zwanzig

You can’t have everything… where would you put it? ~ Steven Wright

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a butterfly. ~ Buckminster Fuller

“The chief enemy of creativity is “good” sense.” ~ Pablo Picasso

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ~ Oscar Wilde

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. ~ Carl Sagan

You can observe a lot by just watching. ~ Yogi Berra

A priest, a rabbi and Imam walked into a bar. “Ouch,” they said. ~ Sean Russell

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing. ~ Robert Benchley

Two thirds of Americans can’t do fractions. The other half, just don’t care.

If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you. ~ Dick Cavett

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~ Fletcher Knebel

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. ~ Margaret Mead

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. ~ Josh Billings

He who laughs, lasts. ~ Mary Pettibone Poole

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. ~ Author Unknown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ~ Mark Twain

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. ~ George Burns

No one goes to that restaurant anymore — it’s always too crowded.